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Friday, October 26, 2007

We won!!

If I was the head of a country that lost a war, and I had to sign a peace treaty, just as I was signing, I'd glance over the treaty and then suddenly act surprised. "Wait a minute! I thought we won!"

– Jack Handey

18 comments:

Anonymous said...

Sometimes, when I'm feeling sad and alone, I'll rent a van and buy lots of colorful balloons, and pretend I'm the prize vans for one of those sweepstakes. The look on their faces as I present them with a pretend million dollar check just makes my day. I mean, how can you be depressed after that?

Anonymous said...

Yeah, pretending is fun. Especially when its about balloons and stuff.

Anonymous said...

You bet, mss said! (Don't you find it odd that we all have the same last name?)

Anonymous said...

Odd indeed...and what a strange last name too, "said", it must be Dutch.

Anonymous said...

ROFL

Anonymous said...

ROFL

Anonymous said...

jack handey would never say any of these things

Anonymous said...

True.
Jack seldom utters a word. It is through his unique abilty of telepathy that Mr. Handey shares his sage thoughts. The voice on television is not Mr. Handey's actual voice, but that of his assistant, Cravacious Jones, who receives the mental messages and scribbles them on the back of discarded chinese menus. This is common knowledge, but, of course, bears repeating.

Anonymous said...

!!!

Anonymous said...

Well, apparently, My, it is. (and that's ok.)

Anonymous said...

I couldn't have said it better.

Anonymous said...

really... let it be.

Anonymous said...

knock you out!

Anonymous said...

enough!

Anonymous said...

,she said

Anonymous said...

...than dead.

Anonymous said...

"somebody stop me!"

Anonymous said...

Fred