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Whenever I see an old lady slip and fall on a wet sidewalk, my first instinct is to laugh. But then I think, what if I was an ant and she fell on me. Then it wouldn't seem quite so funny.

– Jack Handey

New Thought

Instead of trying to build newer and bigger weapons of destruction, we should be thinking about getting more use out of the ones we already have.

– Jack Handey

Add Your Thoughts

If you think a weakness can be turned into a strength, I hate to tell you this, but that's another weakness.

– Jack Handey

Discuss Deep Thoughts

I decided it would be a lot of fun if all of the Deep Thought users could discuss the thought of the day.

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