Discuss your favorite Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey.
That would be wicked! It reminds me of the time I wound up on a swing and then freely twirled to unwind.
You know, those snow globes? You know, the ones that look like it's snowing on people when you shake them up? Well, I don't think it's snow. I think is vomit, cause if somebody was shakin' my world like that all the time, I'd puke, too.
You know, I meant to put that with the comment about the voodoo globe, put I knocked over my cocktail and clicked on the wrong one while I was moppin' up.But I don't realy have to drink.I can quit anytime I want to.Really.
Wait. This IS the right post.I think there's something in this liquor.
The voodoo globe in the funniest Jack Handy ever.
It seems lately the world is locked in a snow globe. The more I shake the better the world gets.GoldPaintForever.
that is until the world gets impaled on the snowman beside it.
It may not be my business, Mr. Anonymous, but I'd have that shaking checked- especially if you're a surgeon or cosmetologist!
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