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Sunday, November 11, 2007

All right - let's have it. . . comments anyone?

Too bad you can't buy a voodoo globe so that you could make the earth spin real fast and freak everybody out.

–Jack Handey


Swing twirler said...

That would be wicked! It reminds me of the time I wound up on a swing and then freely twirled to unwind.

Cravacious Jones said...

You know, those snow globes? You know, the ones that look like it's snowing on people when you shake them up? Well, I don't think it's snow. I think is vomit, cause if somebody was shakin' my world like that all the time, I'd puke, too.

Cravacious Jones said...

You know, I meant to put that with the comment about the voodoo globe, put I knocked over my cocktail and clicked on the wrong one while I was moppin' up.
But I don't realy have to drink.
I can quit anytime I want to.

Cravacious Jones said...

Wait. This IS the right post.
I think there's something in this liquor.

Anonymous said...

The voodoo globe in the funniest Jack Handy ever.

Anonymous said...

It seems lately the world is locked in a snow globe. The more I shake the better the world gets.


ann o'nymous said...

that is until the world gets impaled on the snowman beside it.

Vera Carp said...

It may not be my business, Mr. Anonymous, but I'd have that shaking checked- especially if you're a surgeon or cosmetologist!

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