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Tuesday, December 4, 2007

Comments . . .

Whenever I see an old lady slip and fall on a wet sidewalk, my first instinct is to laugh. But then I think, what if I was an ant, and she fell on me. Then it wouldn't seem quite so funny.

–Jack Handey

63 comments:

Phillip said...

The gadget has a type-o. Took me out of the joke.

Vera Carp said...

Haven't we been thrhough this before? It's just too painful to repeat. Such... hurtful... memories...

that guy said...

Maybe, just maybe phillip... you were never IN the joke. Hmmmmm???

Vera Carp said...

Dearest Mr. that guy said-
And just who might be this Phillip of which you speak? Such riddles! I was in a quandry once, but never a joke, Mr. that guys said. That's simply too stressful. And what a clever use of the letter "m", too often overlooked, in my opinion.

that guy said...

Mr. phillip said... he lead the comments on this particular Handeyism.
And maybe my keyboard needs a cleaning Ms. Carp.
And now that I have your attentionnnnnnnnnnnnn, (dammit!)
Are THE Vera Carp?
"Tuna's richest citizen has devoted much of her time to the newly-formed Prayer Posse which has rewritten the lyrics to some popular church hymns. Vera is sponsored by First Farmers United Fidelity Equity Bank in her bid for Tuna's Reunion Queen Contest and is still unwavering in her devotion to the Baptist faith, despite constant aggravations by her domestic help named Lupe."

How is Lupe doing these days?

that guy said...

Drat! please fogive the typo. I meant either, "Are YOU THE Vera Carp"... or "Are THEE Vera Carp?"

Superstah said...

I think I'm more amused at these comments than the original posting by Handy :)

that guy said...

Don't look now vera... I think we have company. Just when I thought I had you alone. The more the merrier, eh vera?

addie said...

If a misspelled word bothered you enough to even mention it here, golly, don't risk one again, just hurry and ditch the gadget!

addie

Vera Carp said...

Dearest Mr. that guy said...
Why, yes, I do hail from the Tuna, Texas of which you speak. What many of the residents of Tuna, Texas do not realize is that there are actually TWO Vera Carps. Vera and I were actually identical twins, so our mother and father gave us identical names. Tuna logic always seems so practical on the surface, but becomes far more complicated once you scratch. While it's true my twin sister, Vera, did go on to a greater calling, I was led in a different direction after a revivial of the Austin Baptist Women, and now have come to roost in southwest Alabama, which is a hotbed of conservative liberalism.
As for Lupe, I'm more concerned about his influence over Vera's son Virgil.
(Dearest Other Bloggers- Please forgive this more personalized response to Mr.that guy said. We were having a bit of a family reunion.)

Anonymous said...

Dearest of dear Vera Carp-
Maybe you should spend more time writing original verses instead of using Handeys stylization every time you post. Maybe that would make your comments less malignant.

someguy said...

Anonymous... (we thank you for that)you find the comments of Vera Carp to be 'malignant'?
Are you sure that's the word you wanted?
Did someone check you at the door to this place to see if you even possessed a sense of humor?
Her comments cause harm, suffering and ill will? They've only ever made me laugh.
Oh, well I guess we can only hope that her comments have that effect on you. You know, the one resulting in death.
Thanks for your 'originality' though...

the other vera carp said...

me thinks something's afoot at the circle k...

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