Of all the tall tales, I think my favorite is the one about Eli Whitney and the interchangeable parts.
– Jack Handey
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Wednesday, October 3, 2007
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Discuss your favorite Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey.
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Today i've record my first audio cassett, it's totally blank through out.... believe me, after few years it going to break all selling records !!! (pEaCe)
God, that was the best one, wasn't it? I thought so, too, and I'm not tall at all!
I think my favorite part of this deep thought is that the girls in my office didn't get it at all until I ahd to spell it out for them. Jack Handey is pure genius.
mines the one about landing on the moon
or the one about global warming.
or how about the one that says the lottery is helping education
It's ok, Anony.
Someday, all will be revealed. And when it is, I hope I have an extra towel.
anony... you left out the biggest tall tale of all... that holocaust nonsense.
But Charlie... I want to party with you! you said you 'ahd to spell it out' for the girls in the office.
That my friend is genius!
You intentionally misspell a word...and you had to 'spell' it out for those dumb office lirgs!
And Vera, do you think only one extra towel will be enough?
If it's a bath sheet, yes.
Sometimes I just delight in the witty cleverness of all these comments,but then I think, 'things fall apart, the center does not hold'....
and then I just laugh and laugh and laugh.
And don't you feel better when you do, Mr. Pauls bunyan said?
I know I do, and I only laugh and laugh.
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