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Friday, October 26, 2007

We won!!

If I was the head of a country that lost a war, and I had to sign a peace treaty, just as I was signing, I'd glance over the treaty and then suddenly act surprised. "Wait a minute! I thought we won!"

– Jack Handey

20 comments:

Vera Carp said...

Sometimes, when I'm feeling sad and alone, I'll rent a van and buy lots of colorful balloons, and pretend I'm the prize vans for one of those sweepstakes. The look on their faces as I present them with a pretend million dollar check just makes my day. I mean, how can you be depressed after that?

MSS said...

Yeah, pretending is fun. Especially when its about balloons and stuff.

Vera Carp said...

You bet, mss said! (Don't you find it odd that we all have the same last name?)

mss said...

Odd indeed...and what a strange last name too, "said", it must be Dutch.

Anonymous said...

ROFL

Anonymous said...

ROFL

Anonymous said...

jack handey would never say any of these things

the one whose name we will not speak said...

True.
Jack seldom utters a word. It is through his unique abilty of telepathy that Mr. Handey shares his sage thoughts. The voice on television is not Mr. Handey's actual voice, but that of his assistant, Cravacious Jones, who receives the mental messages and scribbles them on the back of discarded chinese menus. This is common knowledge, but, of course, bears repeating.

my last name isn't said...

!!!

Vera Carp said...

Well, apparently, My, it is. (and that's ok.)

well said...

I couldn't have said it better.

'nuff said...

really... let it be.

who said...

what?

mama said...

knock you out!

i said...

enough!

it's all just he said...

,she said

better said...

...than dead.

jim carey said...

"somebody stop me!"

Right said...

Fred

That's what she said...

lol