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Wednesday, October 10, 2007

Do you think this will solve the conflict in Iraq?

If you're in a war, instead of throwing a hand grenade at the enemy, throw one of those small pumpkins. Maybe it'll make everyone think how stupid war is, and while they are thinking, you can throw a real grenade at them.– Jack Handey


Pumkin Chunker . . . . said...

Very topical - we should ship a million of those little pumpkins to Iraq, carve them to look like Jack-o-lanterns and then lob them at the bad guys. While they curiously examine them - we sneak up behind them and take their oil! That's what the LIBS all say we're fighting for - right!

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Vera Carp said...

I remember being a small child, and, at Halloween, we'd put our hand grenades in the pumpkins. Then we'd put them on our neighbors doorstep and ring the bell! What fun!
They always had the funniest expressions on their faces! But just for a second.

Anonymous said...

actually that tactic has been used forever,just not with pumpkins

tk said...

good one..over to you chuck...chuck?