Discuss your favorite Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey.
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Wednesday, October 10, 2007
Do you think this will solve the conflict in Iraq?
If you're in a war, instead of throwing a hand grenade at the enemy, throw one of those small pumpkins. Maybe it'll make everyone think how stupid war is, and while they are thinking, you can throw a real grenade at them.– Jack Handey
5 comments:
Anonymous
said...
Very topical - we should ship a million of those little pumpkins to Iraq, carve them to look like Jack-o-lanterns and then lob them at the bad guys. While they curiously examine them - we sneak up behind them and take their oil! That's what the LIBS all say we're fighting for - right!
I remember being a small child, and, at Halloween, we'd put our hand grenades in the pumpkins. Then we'd put them on our neighbors doorstep and ring the bell! What fun! They always had the funniest expressions on their faces! But just for a second.
5 comments:
Very topical - we should ship a million of those little pumpkins to Iraq, carve them to look like Jack-o-lanterns and then lob them at the bad guys. While they curiously examine them - we sneak up behind them and take their oil! That's what the LIBS all say we're fighting for - right!
TRUE - TRUE
I remember being a small child, and, at Halloween, we'd put our hand grenades in the pumpkins. Then we'd put them on our neighbors doorstep and ring the bell! What fun!
They always had the funniest expressions on their faces! But just for a second.
actually that tactic has been used forever,just not with pumpkins
good one..over to you chuck...chuck?
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